Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if we just got rid of the admin? The right way of doing things? No, I didn't think to consult you about that, and you know what? I DON'T CARE. Let me live my life, you live yours, and I'll save a year of my life in the time I would have used being courteous, plastic smiling, mediating, considering, SMOOTHING SHIT OUT and BEING THE ONLY RATIONAL ONE.
After all, you've all gone through your entire life being fucking DIFFICULT and useless at sorting out your own shit without mewling every five seconds to people like me about how hard done by you are. Don't make your problems mine, because I know you wouldn't care if the situation were reversed. Why am I always being nice to you in the hope that a smidge of consideration should wear off upon you?
Oh, something or other fucked out. You stand there, arms flailing, confused looks, eyes pleading. Quick, find the first sucker to sort it out for you. Whine whine whine. "Oh please, please please fix it for meee-heee-heee." You're perfectly capable. You could have avoided the situation by being LOGICAL. Instead, you come crying to me.
Considering the fact that I am a member of the tiny minority that sorts out the rest of the crap for useless fools like you, cutting out the admin would perhaps only benefit myself. Of course, your resultant benefit of me finding the solution for your thankless self would be lost - so I guess this change would affect you. But judging from how little you care about putting me out over and over again, I suspect this rant will pass unnoticed.
Oh, your ears are sore? Let me solve that by shutting up.
You weren't listening anyway.

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