Pre-empt

 
I just realised that my birthday is exactly 2 months from now. Should you feel generous, any or all of the following items would be appreciated:
 
- First-class return BA flight to Lundun Ingilund
- Fancy unheard-of-megapixel-spec digicam, with lenses as used on the Hubble Telescope
- I-Pod with every song ever written/sung/covered/thought about by Chris Carabba
- Magical no-surgery-required double D cups, with which to attain all of the above should this shameless begging attempt fail
 
I would sell my virginity on e-bay, but...
I would get a job in 'computers', but...
I would ask my filthy rich uncle in Reno, but...