Yes, I do from time to time.
The British:
1. Are very lucky to live where they do, and yet tend to get worked up about the state in which they live. I, for example, think that the tube is very clean. Public transport in South Africa (the little of it I have experienced)... well, not so much on the clean part. Yet, I've heard that they think it's horrible. Must investigate further.
2. Have a great selection of products in their stores. I must say, 'twas a very difficult thing to move away from the Cadbury's Creme Eggs* today, but there are just so many varieties of one thing on a shelf. Am I deprived? I do come from Knysna, lest we forget.
3. The men are not scared to be vocal about any feelings of attraction they may have towards you. From a simple 'ello' to your standard hoot and wink to actual leanage out of the window of a moving van, they'll let you know how they feel. What's all this about repressed British men, then? Hugh Grant you LIAR.
That is all on the state of things in Colliers Wood today, kiddies. Off to Croydon for my very first interview tomorrow morning, please all assume the holding thumbs position for me - will inform you when they can be released.
*thank you Ade

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