A few food-related things I’ve learnt since being in the UK

Yes, some of it’s stereotypical, but I never claimed to be the first person to ever move here:

There are few things worse than a weak cup of tea.
Curry is not a bad word.
Ben & Jerry’s. Believe the hype.
Nice cider drinks like Hunters Dry and Savannah are truly underrated and nigh on impossible to get here, without making an effort to get to a Saffer shop.
Malted milk biscuits beat Maries biscuits to a pulp.
The Smarties here taste different, I tell you.
Limes are so crazy cheap, like 12p each or something stupid like that.
You can now buy Mrs Ball’s chutney at Sainsury’s (go us).
There are still many people paranoid about Mad Cow's.