So to celebrate my new current status as girl who has too much time and no money really for the rest of this month (some quick advice girls – if you can time a break-up, don’t let it happen near pay-day, you’ll only try to shop yourself happy and end where I am right now, brokesville), I bring you: things you should watch. Because TV is free. Kinda.
1. Clone High
Although they only made one season, I’m currently rediscovering this show. The best way to describe it is to reproduce the theme song:
Way way back in the 1980s
Secret government employess
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amusing giant copies
Now the clones are sexy teens and
They’re gonna make it if they try
Loving learning sharing judging
A time to laugh whichever and CRYYYYYYY
Clone Hiiiiiigh
Clone Hiiii-iyigh
Good stuff. Ghandi is the best.
2. Family Guy
Another uni favourite, we’ve watched our season 2 DVD about a billion times. Right now, surviving on BBC2 Saturday night FG and American Dad episodes. Yes, I said Saturday night. I’m broke, hello?
3. CSI
4. Anything that’s on really. I’m not that picky. Honest. Even X-Factor’ll do.
Then of course there is the thing I’m trying not to watch: Lau and her new man sucking face. Aw bless ‘em – I’m no love scrooge; she deserves a little happiness. We had the ‘feelings’ talk on the bus on the way to work this morning; am expecting to have the ‘girth’ talk a little later on tonight. The sheer breadth of the grin permanently slapped on her face right now suggests a favourable rating.

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