Conversation in our flat ...on

...on how cool it is that we found a new bus route...

Girl 1: It's just so awesome - I end up walking 4 minutes extra to get to the flat but I can skip waiting for 15 minutes if I miss the 199.

Girl 2: And - it's 4 minutes of walking - that's exercise baby.

Boy 1: Why don't you just walk all the way home from the station then?

Girl 1: 'Cos I'd prefer not to get ass-raped on the way home, dude.

Girl 2: Ja! Laughs.

Girl 1: I like my ass virginal thanks.

Everyone laughs.

Silence.

Girl 2: Well...

Communal GROAN.