FilmThreat's Frigid 50 (found through Best Week Ever). Hell yeah:
19. Keira Knightley It’s official: she can’t act. It was all well and good when she was playing supporting roles (Bend It Like Beckham) or appearing in ensemble pictures (Love, Actually), but if Domino taught us anything, it’s that she can’t carry a picture on her own. And she really needs to keep her shirt on. Anti-Freeze: Take some acting classes and eat a goddamned pork chop.
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