Here's where we stand - I'm tanned, you're jealous

Chatting about someone I know from uni days who we've seen since...

Ian: "I know why you didn't like him from the get-go."
Me: "Why's that?"
Ian: "Because he lived in Smuts House. You're res-ist."

Yes, we're back, from two weeks that felt like two seconds, from hot sunny days and wearing bikinis and shorts at 9 in the morning, from our families and the people we know and love. It's good to come back, my bed was very welcoming this morning, but it was just as hard to leave this time as it was last year.

Oh, and if you were with me in high school or I dated you and you've decided to fall pregnant / get engaged / get married, don't bother - it's not big and it's not clever. Stop it.