Sunday morning chat, or: Two sisters talk about serial killers, farting and magazines

Charlene: hi there
how are ya?
Guess who just popped up a my door 90 minutes ago
Natalie: hi chicka
who?
Charlene: Only my husband, THATS WHO!
he didn't make the selection.
Natalie: oh shame cha!
shame
poor guy
i hope you're giving him a massive ego massage right now
Charlene: I did!
He's already having a nap
he's totally fine, just got sores everywhere
Natalie: oh cha, the poor oke
Charlene: smelled like ammonia...ugggh
he is so skinny
Natalie: aw give him love cha
feed the man!
Charlene: I have and I will
Well, he leaves for Iraq in 4 weeks
Natalie: shit cha
i'm so sorry my darling
Charlene: I'm handling *wobble-wobble*
I'm coming to visit you when he leaves, though o.k. like October?
Natalie: oh my god you SO are
Charlene: I SO AM
I'm not doing this alone and I'm not just going to sit here
Natalie: correct!
Charlene: so cool; we're on!
Natalie: yay YAY YAY YAY!
Charlene: It is my turn to come to you, after all - and a little sightseeing wouldn't hurt :)
Natalie: yes!
you and the lil hugo
Charlene: Oh yeah, we'll be there
Natalie: we'll go on the london eye, ian and i haven't been on it yet
well ian has i think
Charlene: what's that?
Natalie: hang on
http://www.holidaym.ru/mel/england/london_eye6.jpg
Charlene: a big wheel?
Natalie: http://www.jameswiseman.com/photos/London_EyeThames/UK_London_Thames_Eye08.jpg
Charlene: Does it have awes views?
Natalie: in the middle of central london
Charlene: oh WOW
I was going to say... LOL
Hugo ca't go on a big wheel
and what's the big deal its only a big wheel...LOL
Natalie: lol
Charlene: But now I see that it is like a revolving restaurant thingy
Natalie: it's not a restaurant, it's just a pod thing that you go in, for the view really
hugo will maybe be a bit freaked
it's like the london version of the cable car
just more stable!
Charlene: yes, but you remain vertical and don't feel it as much as if you were on a literal big wheel
exactly
so Hugo could go on that
Natalie: cool
we'll take you to all the tourist things
we can do that in one day
Charlene: shame, I would like that. That's sweet
Natalie: and there's a park right opposite our place with swings and stuff for hugo
Charlene: I will only start working on dates two weeks after Fred leaves
Natalie: cool
let me know if you need us to buy a cot for hugo too - we can buy it from this store near us and resell it back to them after
yeah i know
Charlene: I will let you know tomorrow about that.
I will have to take measurements
Natalie: please send fred our love cha
Charlene: if he's too big, he can just sleep with me :)
Natalie: ok, that's cool too!
Charlene: I will, I was so surprised to see him!
Just pitching up like that
Natalie: i'm sure you were!
Charlene: Crazy
Natalie: just like 'WHAT?'... 'oh!'
Charlene: So when does your first issue come out?
Natalie: it's only being printed on tuesday
Charlene: Awes
Natalie: so will be out in about a week and a bit
Charlene: That was quick!
Natalie: yeah, it's a monthly
Charlene: Wow
Natalie: the repro on the other mag is starting on monday
Charlene: What is it about?
Natalie: so this time i've got 2 mags going at the same time
Charlene: EISH
Natalie: the one is a north london celeb and property mag
Charlene: oh yes
and the other?
Natalie: and the other is one which i've sent you
Charlene: COOL!
Natalie: it's a bit of a heat magazine meets parenting mag
Charlene: I hope that means you're getting free copies
Natalie: yup, of course
Charlene: save them up for me
Natalie: will do hun
Charlene: cool!
So how is Ianus
Natalie: he's fine, just talking to his dad on the phone at the mo
Charlene: oh, yes, sunday
family phoning day
Natalie: he went on a boys night last night and came home really early - stank of beer!
Charlene: uuuuugh
Natalie: i was talking to him and went like 'you're drunk!'
Charlene: LOL
Natalie: and he looked at me, paused
'i'm SO drunk!'
:)
Charlene: HAHAHAHAHA!
That's awes
Natalie: hee hee he just waved at me
Charlene: I think that if Fred were to have a beer right now, he'd keel over and pass out
LOL
Natalie: lol!
too fit!
Charlene: shame
jaaa.
Natalie: you know, ppl in the uk don't say that
'shame'
Charlene: That guy is a piece of work
Natalie: and so whenever i say it i think they think i'm being nasty
like 'shame'
Charlene: Ja, Americans say that to me too!!!!
like sarcy, right?!
Natalie: totally!
but what else can you say?
Charlene: I know!!!
But I do it anyway :)
Natalie: me too
Charlene: fuck 'em
Natalie: :)
Charlene: lol
My friend Lynn loves it
Natalie: really?
Charlene: coz she totally gets what i mean
when i say it
yeah
she's like the only one
Natalie: it's heartfelt too - it's such a useful saying
Charlene: OMG read my latest blog post
Natalie: ok hang
Charlene: exactly
it'll freak you out
Natalie: wtf!
who is this?
Charlene: His name is Adam Woest and he used to work with me at Spur in George
Natalie: NO. FRIKKIN. WAY
Charlene: WAY
He was a homophobe
took it a little too literally
Natalie: so he killed gay guys?
Charlene: yup
Natalie: freak!
Charlene: At a massage parlour in Sea Point
He was still a waiter then too, working at the V&A
SCARY
People
I tell you
the murder was at a place called sizzlers - go to www.crimelibrary.com
Natalie: geez he killed so many!
Charlene: ja
scary
you think you know a person
but I stayed away from him
Natalie: it's like ***** hey
same thing
Charlene: he had a funny way of staring at people
ja, like what's happening with that anyway
Natalie: dunno about now
last i heard he was in prison, awaiting proper trial
Charlene: what a freak
Natalie: preaching to the inmates, 'finding god' and all that BS
Charlene: and you used to work with him
too
Natalie: yup
Charlene: restaurant business
hmmmm
maybe i'll do my thesis on that one day
Natalie: good plan!
Charlene: maybe
Natalie: you've got 2 case studies already
Charlene: LOL
that's still feeling like light years away
ja
fully
Natalie: lol @ fully
Charlene: lol
Natalie: like fully bru
Charlene: like, I was just about to say that
Natalie: geez i am farting like a mofo today
WHY?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!??
Charlene: WOW
beer?
Natalie: nope
Charlene: Cabbage
Natalie: lol!
Charlene: beans?
Natalie: nope
nope nope nope
Charlene: period
Natalie: WHAT?
yes!
Charlene: yup
Natalie: what does that have to do with that area of things?
Charlene: see,
Natalie: oh my god i can see this is going to be some cockamamie explanation
lol
Charlene: what happens is, your uterus swells up becuase of it and squashes your bowels
LOL
Natalie: NO
Charlene: yup
Natalie: siriusssssss?
Charlene: trust
me
yup
I get it too, sometimes
Natalie: you have just answered my question!
Charlene: can we talk about the weather now?
Natalie: lol
Charlene: pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
LOL
Natalie: on friday we went out in wimbledom
Charlene: ja
Natalie: and stayed over at our mate gills place
Charlene: nice
Natalie: woke up on her couch at like 8 am
started walking to the train station
Charlene: is that far from where you live?
WOW
Natalie: streets are empty
Charlene: ja
nice
Natalie: and ian is like 'excuse me in advance'
and drops this MASSIVE fart
Charlene: OMG
Natalie: like REVERB
lol
Charlene: You guys are just two peas in a poopin' pod
Natalie: nothing like that morning after drinking fart
Charlene: now I know that you were meant to be together
Natalie: :)
Charlene: uuugh LOL
Natalie: you know what i mean
don't deny it
you love it too
Charlene: LOLLLLLLL ROFLMAO
yup
no denying that anticipated relieving sensation
Natalie: and it is SUCH relief!
Charlene: I know OMG TOTALLY
You better frikkin blog this convo
Natalie: dude i should totally blog this convo
Charlene: it is so awes
LOL
Natalie: OH
MY
GOSH
JINX!!!!
Charlene: what
LOL
that's two cokes this week
Natalie: that was weird, even how you also said convo!
Charlene: I know
Natalie: ok, totally blogged
Charlene: and I also have my period
JINX
LOL
Charlene: ok sweetie it was great chatting
I'll catch you next weekend and finalise the cot thing
thanks!
Natalie: cool - bye lovely
Charlene: cheers!
Sent at 12:22 PM on Sunday