So, just a short news flash. I'm pretty mad right now because some total douchebag decided to break into Ian's car last night.
It wouldn't be so bad, but they broke BOTH front windows.
And broke the cradle that holds the sat-nav for no good reason.
AND...
Ruined the start of probably the most important day for Ian this year.
Grrr I say. And grrr again. Thieves are stupid and I'm seriously considering my position on the cutting off of hands as punishment for dumb-ass thievery such as this.
This is a 
People who break into cars are fucking idiots and deserve to have their hands chopped off.
I agree with Matt!
Find the little twerp and chops his handses.
Hmmmm... just found out that the CCTV camera that's been carefully watching over my car this past year is in fact... A DUMMY CAMERA!
Thanks for nothing DMG Property Management.